
Today I saw a man littering. Annoyed that a garbage can was literally 3 inches away I mentally punched him in the leg. All of the sudden he grabbed his leg screaming in pain. I guess didn't know my own mental strength. MLIAAh I want that mental strength man.
Labels: bored, MLIA, Mystery Google
Today, I was walking down a busy sidewalk. A man stopped me and leaned to whisper in my ear. I was really creeped out, until he said "Pretend to be scared in three seconds" Three seconds later, his four year old son hopped out from behind a tree with zombie face paint on and yelled BOOOOOOOOO! I screamed and ran away, flailing my arms. MLIA.
Today I saw a man being chased down the street by a cop. He was yelling " you can't catch me I'm the Ginger bread man." I laughed so hard I cried. MLIA.
Today, MLIA was not working. I went to FML and submitted "Today, MLIA was not working. I had to come here. FML" I don't think it will get published. MLIA
Today, it was dress as your favorite story book character day. I dressed as Harry Potter, and I saw a random kid that ive never even seen before dressed as Ron. I desided to take the risk and asked, "Ron...is that you?" He then turns to me and says, "Bloody hell! Harry I havent seen you in a long while!" Guess who my new best friend is? MLIA
Today, someone texted me on my new phone. I lost all my numbers so I had no clue who it was, but instead of asking them I decided to try and guess. We talked for a while until they stopped texting me. I still don't know who it was, but we made plans on saturday. Im anxious to see who's going to show up at my house. MLIA.
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